Tuesday 13 May 2014

Pearls of wisdom

Lovely husband is on form tonight.  Can I share with you?  So today at work, someone thanked him for helping and said "you're the man!"  Lovely Husband responded, "No, I'm the Grande Fromage!"  Then he got stuck in a huge traffic jam on the way home on the motorway.  At least he got some work done today.  He came home and started repairing his alloy wheels.  At 7.30pm at night.  Then he came in and demanded "Why did you let me start that?"  Because clearly you'll listen to anything I say - NOT.  Sit down on the couch and chill out madman.

We watched some TV.  So then he decided to start being rude about my Beautiful Kitten.  And you know how much I love my kitten.  Didn't go down well.  And all because she decided to have a wee lie down in Woofy's basket.  I was delighted cos it shows she is socialising - something she does rarely.  Woofy is just so happy all the time, he lay on the rug with his toys and watched her.  Isn't she pretty?

Remember I said that my Beautiful Kitten had an accident last year and ended up losing one back leg.  Well she has a bad habit of sitting under cars.  We suspect the original injury was a tyre running over her paw.  So clearly when our neighbour appears with his work's Monster Truck and parks out the back she decides to sit underneath it.  To be fair she can sit upright under this thing.  Well lovely Husband has called her variously a "car pancake" and "tread fodder".  That's just not nice you know.  I tell him daily that he's a horrible man.  He refers to me as the dwarf (I have height issues).  During all this Beautiful Daughter is texting me to say she had "lost" Teddy Bear dog - he was asleep under the bed!  See what I have to live with?

Catch you later chickens x

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